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07 December 2006

Whoever smelt it, dealt it...

...whoever denied, it supplied it.
This story caught my eye, because I find flatulence to be a most hilarious, delightfully light-hearted subject.
Better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.
Ever strain your sphincter trying to contain intestinal gases? Don't lie. You did it all through your courtship, maybe all through your engagement... You did it while standing in line at the bank, in a crowded movie theater... You did it during your job interview and you probably did it in an airplane too.. (unlike some shameless and smelly people)
And if you're anything like me, you wonder where it goes when you shut the door on it... Does it travel away from the exit for a few moments, get angrier and then return? or does it just wait there for a bit, until some friends come and join in helping break down the door? When the hard questions need to be asked..leave it to me.


dbadioxide said...

oh my god. you have no idea what happens when you find out later that the soup you just had, had cream in it-you know i am lactose intolerant. it gets angrier and definetely doesnt return(!) because my intolerance seals the door and farties sits there forever.
so, thats the physical need for farties which can be very funny but the emotional ones seriously can be even worse!

metin said...

this post of yours really 'stinks.' i thought the comment section was reserved for brain farts.

Noel said...

Murat you are a fart smeller - whoops , I meant to say smart feller !

Murat Altinbasak said...

dba: No sense cutting the cheese if you can't eat any of it! haha

metin: Maybe to you it stinks, but you know.. everyone likes their own "brand"!

noel: holy shucking fit, I collect'em in jars too! hehe