Your life-jacket can be found under your seat, but please do not remove it now.
In fact, do not bother to look for it at all. In the event of a landing on
water, an unprecedented miracle will have occurred, because in the history of
aviation the number of wide-bodied aircraft that have made successful landings
on water is zero.
01 January 2007
via Hakan Aydin's blog, Aydin.net (Thanks.) Not for those who fear traveling in a huge beer can at 600 mph, 7 miles above the earth (That would be me)
Posted by IMA at 1/01/2007