America's #1 Balance Bike Destination

America's #1 Balance Bike Destination
America's #1 Balance Bike Destination

15 March 2008

Burger King Morning Tongue = Morning Wood


I saw the ad last night for the first time. At first I thought it was pretty stupid. Then it came on again and at the very end, the coin dropped. "Morning tongue" is the equivalent of "morning wood"- which is when a man has an erection when he wakes from sleep in the morning. This idiot in the commercial awakens with an enlarged tongue protruding from his mouth.. he goes to Burger King to get relief. Woman looks over at him as he's about to bite in to a cheesy hash brown.. tongue sticking out and all. Hilarious. Genius. When it comes out on YouTube I'll post it.

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